Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Twisted W., Part Deux

Toxic R Us
It’s an image that could have come straight out of a McCain campaign ad: Barack Obama growing organic arugula at the White House.
But there was Michelle on Friday, the first day of spring, with a bunch of fifth graders, digging a veggie garden on the South Lawn.
She told The Times there would not be beets, because her husband doesn’t like them, but there would be arugula. And she promised that the entire Obama family, including the president, would go out and pull weeds,
“whether they like it or not.”
The tableau of Michelle Obama hoisting a pitchfork on Friday with her sinewy arms and warning that the commander in chief would be commandeered into yard work left me wondering if the wrong Obama is in the Oval.
It’s a time in America’s history where we need less smooth jazz and more martial brass. ~
Maureen Dowd

more:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/22/opinion/22dowd.html?_r=1



Michelle Obama in 2012. How does THAT sound, Frau Sarah Palin? Just a "thought" . . . (ridiculous?) yet yummy one (I blame Maureen Dowd for the "thought"). Will President Barack step into THAT fray? Oh politics can be soooo sweet sometimes.
Michelle Obama for President . . .


On another note . . . of the "Twisted W" kind:

(from MCM)
We may have to get progressive talk shows put on the Endangered Species List, now that the president has reinstated it. Otherwise there won't be any voices on the air except the voices of the right, whether "centrist" (corporate) or explicitly far-right (corporate). As Brad Friedman notes in his report on Peter B. Collins's forced departure (see below), the economic crash is threatening to finish off those last few figures who have managed somehow to resist the oligopolistic tide that has by now all but submerged the US media. That purge, now near-complete, has actually been in the works for years. It was the purpose of the vast "de-regulation" of the media begun by Reagan back in '87 (soon after the corporate press obligingly refused to look too deeply into Iran/contra) and continued by Bill Clinton nine years later (and a fat lot of good it did him.)Those grand strokes were the eventual result of a big semi-covert effort that had started up much earlier, when, in the early Seventies, the US Chamber of Commerce and the top tier of its membership (some dare call it "the ruling class") resolved to take the country back from all those citizens who had been acting up against the war, for civil rights for all, for the environment, etc. Such was the groundwork for the Reagan/Clinton hand-off of our airwaves (and the cable system) to the likes of GE News Corporation, Disney and Time Warner, and the aptly named Clear Channel. With that network in charge, and quite absolved of any public obligation, those trying to tell some truth out loud soon found that they were struggling to be heard. So now Rush Limbaugh's voice--along with those of Hannity, O'Reilly, Ingraham and the aptly self-named "Michael Savage," among others--bellows inescapably from coast to coast, while those who are at least as talented, but honest, rational and well-informed, have got to work like hell to find, and build, their audience (which is, increasingly, on-line).
This can be done: Thom Hartmann, having now left the implosive Air America, is doing it, and Mike Malloy is doing it. (Now Randi Rhodes is also off the air.). That such talents have to work that way, while all those lethal gas-bags come in loud and clear, is a clear sign that the
US media is in dire need of change, of just the sort that Team Obama promised us last year. For the dominance of all those rightist blowhards is not based on the market, although their fans keep saying that it is, in countless fuming posts and letters to the editor. Contrary to that talking point, the crackpot views of Rush et al. have only fringe appeal--as we, and all the world, saw clearly on Election Day, and as we see especially clearly now that the economy's collapsed. Most people out there were quite thrilled to see Jon Stewart clean Jim Cramer's clock. So where is that big audience for Glenn Beck, and Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity, and all the other hirelings out there channelling Herbert Hoover?Let's face it: There's been no such big audience for quite a while. When sharp progressive talkers have been able to compete, they've done quite well--just ask Phil Donohue, who lost his show five years ago despite the fact that it was MSNBC's top-rated offering. (Internal memos shortly made it clear that he was dumped because he was against Bush/Cheney's war.) And now that network has Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow in prime time, with Joe Scarborough shunted to the mornings. Meanwhile, Thom Hartmann has been besting Rush in markets where he's had the chance--but, by and large, he hasn't had the chance; and neither has Peter B. Collins, or any other able dissident. So what this country needs, ASAP, is media reform; because the media culture now in place is not a genuine expression of our real opinions or desires, but a gigantic corporate imposition on us all. For far too long we have assumed that what we see and hear (and read) comes mostly from the right because Americans are mostly on the right: not just throughout the "heartland," but, ludicrously even in New York, L.A,, Chicago, San Francisco. Thus we must reform the US media --break the oligopoly, restore the broadcast code, and build a genuinely non-commercial public system) so that we'll know not just what's really going on, but also, even more important, who we really are.
~ Mark Crispin Miller

http://www.opednews.com/articles/Peter-B-Collins-going-off-by-Mark-Crispin-Mille-090314-244.html


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The argument that goes on that our media is purely market driven falls flat on its sorry-ass face, hum? Especially when the random Donahue or an erstwhile Rhodes is removed while having wild-ass strong ratings, hum? (Can I at least hear an amen? a mellow meow?)


Yes, Mark Crispin Miller, we STILL do not know "WHO we really are", because WE (our voices) have not been represented since Reagan's years. So. It's been that long since we knew better. Memories lapse, attention spans sputter and spit, and truth be god-dammed.


So therefore we Americans are leading shunted, skewed lives cloaked in myth and dripping in dumbass.



Thank God for the Internet. That's all I got. For the truth these days. Corporate Media makes me throw up and breaking out in rashes is not good for me health.


And where the fuck is my loud-mouthed Brooklyn broad, Randi Rhodes? Huh? And why Mark Crispin Miller, did you insert her name in parentheses? Man. We still live in "Twisted W" world.


My impatience is wearing VERY thin (sorry for my outburst - it's part of my "condition" and well-honed tradition of suffering). War is hell, and lack of communication, information -- or just education -- sucks. Michelle Obama says, "Whether you like it or not", and egghead adds, "things WILL change."


"I can't hear it." Oh. You will. Soon. My sweet. Soon. The truth and our "Twisted W" nightmare must air.
Ridiculous Thoughts . . . na-na, na
(Youtube deleted Carnival video)

Friday, March 20, 2009

The Twisted W

George W. Bush to write memoir about 'decisions'
[This is all showbiz, yeah, writing about his mistakes? Come on. But this kind of showbiz is treasonous: Twisted W: more than lies.]

". . . Bush is working with research assistants and a former White House speechwriter, Chris Michel.
Once known for his reluctance to acknowledge mistakes, Bush said the book would include self-criticism, "Absolutely, yes," but cautioned that "hindsight is very easy" and that he would make sure readers could view events as he saw them.
"I want to recreate what it was like, for example, right after 9/11," he said, "and have people understand the emotions I felt and what others around me felt at the time."
Asked if he might write about the ouster of his first defense secretary, Donald Rumsfeld, or about his decision not to pardon Cheney's former chief of staff, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, choices both openly disputed by Cheney, Bush said he didn't know.
"I made a lot of decisions," he said . . . "
more:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j6VvsQ6Sy_V-C2V1uSe88RWlOHyAD970MOVG0



Shoo-Shoe-ing the Bush (Twisted W)

Shoo-Shoo Baby, Ella Mae Morse, 1943
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YywLzU0jbdk


Bush (A Twisted W) and the Torturer Decision - (all so very Xtian with the outstretched arms)


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, war.
Abeer Qassim Hamza al-Janabi (عبير قاسم حمزه الجنابي) (August 19, 1991 - March 12, 2006) was a 14-year-old Iraqi girl who was gang-raped and murdered along with her family by U.S. soldiers.


War and Twisted W. War tears people up and throws them away. Don't forget. W (twisted) and Cheney malfeasance should be on all front pages of dwindling newspapers and the teevee there. (Must cancel all teevee stuff and stop putting it off, because they will never ever do the right thing. Need to stop placating their wrong behavior. eh, capitalists.)



KATRINA - fugue state in D minor, a requiem to the Universe:

Bach-STOKOWSKI Toccata and Fugue in D minor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSWLqHDtVfo


"Twisted W" Uncaring - Tears People Apart (didja hear that?)

Hold on to me . . . Sean Penn said.

Fuck the decider! the decision maker! W. Bush, George! Do not forget the death and destruction. Write Katrina in the books of history. Testify!
The buck that stops there at HIS desk is STILL there. He is responsible and accountable for 8yrs of hell, now pushed onto Obama? Do not forget. We are still in "Twisted W" moment - not Obama moment.




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Twister does anyone see through you? You're a twister, an animal. But you're so happy now. I didn't go along with you. So happy now. But you're going to have to hold on. Hold on. Or we're goin to have to move on. Move on. I feel alright. And I cried so hard. The ridiculous thoughts. I feel alright. Twister, I shouldn't have trusted you. Twister. It's not going to happen no. You're not going to make fun of me. Happen no. But you're going to have to hold on. You're going to have to hold on. Hold on, hold on. Or we' re going to have to move on. Move on. I feel alright. And I cried so hard. The ridiculous thoughts. Shoulda lied.
But you're gonna have to hold on. (x20) Hold on. Hold on. (x53,123)
But you're gonna have to hold on to meeeeeeeee,eeeeee,eee,eeee.~ Ridiculous Thoughts. The Cranberries (Dolores O'Riordan)
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Beginning words to Ridiculous Thoughts video: "I can't hear it. I can't hear it."
FAMOUS QUOTES:
"And the violence caused such silence." ~Cranberries
"Words like violence break the silence. Come crashing in." ~Depeche Mode
"Look closely to what people DON'T say, what people don't do. The blank space or (negative) is sometimes the most important part of a picture. Blank space = silence. It's these silences, these pockets of mystery, chiaroscuro puzzles, 1 moment before crescendo, landscapes of who you are, and who you are not. Moments of peace, moments of not peace." ~egghead

Friday, March 13, 2009

The Very Picture Of Constipation


Prospect Park South used to be home to Israel Matz, founder of the Ex Lax company. He started the company in 1906 at 423-443 Atlantic Avenue. The product was produced there until the 1970’s. The building has since been converted to condo’s and Israel’s home is being converted into a community garden. see Forgotten Flatbush
When ex-lax began selling the same year the FDA’s predecessor agency, the Bureau of Chemistry, was created. The regimen for evaluating drugs was far different than it is today; medications simply had to meet certain standards for strength and purity. The FDA wasn’t created — and didn’t set stringent testing requirements — until much later. Even when it did, many old, widely used drugs such as Ex-Lax were effectively grandfathered in without testing.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.fadingad.com/blog/brooklyn/richman_exlax.jpg&imgrefurl=http://fadingad.wordpress.com/2008/02/09/sidewalk-photographys-alex-richman-on-ex-lax-inc/&usg=__37kIUD-7Px8Yr5SIopG3ga4_O94=&h=596&w=400&sz=308&hl=en&start=11&um=1&tbnid=-PtoL2QJfxmKxM:&tbnh=135&tbnw=91&prev=/images%3Fq%3DEx-Lax%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1


Senator Sam Brownback (won "Best in Show" for this picture)

Poor Sam. Bricks of ignorance stop him up. Relax Sam. What are you fighting? Don't fight it anymore. Go with the flow. Give-in to the surge, I mean, urge.

If I said to you: "Sam, let's legalize sex tonight - just you and me." What-would you do, Sam? HOW would you react?

The traffic is stuck
And you're not moving anywhere ~ Bono (beautifulday.org)

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Right America: Feeling Wronged - Some Voices from the Campaign Trail:

From synopsis of documentary by Alexandra Pelosi, "In 2008, I followed the McCain campaign across the country to listen to Americans who did not want Barack Obama to be their President. While not representative of the entire Republican Party, these are just some of the party faithful who turned out at campaign rallies along the way."- Alexandra Pelosi

For her fifth HBO project, Pelosi visited 28 states and spoke about the fight for the soul of the country with mostly conservative Americans, who feel underrepresented by the mainstream media. From the Pulpit Freedom Day in Bethlehem, Ga. to the NASCAR circuit, RIGHT AMERICA: FEELING WRONGED - SOME VOICES FROM THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL shows a country at war with itself over the religious and cultural identities that define America. Many interviewees were particularly incensed by what they saw as a lack of any meaningful media attention given to their message during the election campaign - including their views on such hotly contested issues as gun control, abortion rights, religion and gay rights - and by a perceived media bias against McCain and running mate Sarah Palin. "The way the press handles the election, we feel like our side's never being really represented, never really given a fair shake," says one man. "It's almost like they think of us as a bunch of hicks, a bunch of idiots. And they don't even wanna hear our side or understand us." "The liberal media is selling the American people short," observes one woman. "That's ridiculous and people should be outraged. And millions and millions of us are." "We're the backbone of this country," says another man. "We're hardworkin,' blue-collared workers that keep this country runnin.' He [Obama] talks like he knows us; he doesn't know us."

http://www.hbo.com/docs/programs/rightamerica/synopsis.html

(A comment on doc just viewed on HBO. Bear with me . . . oh this is so wrong.
Okay. Pelosi's doc? Difficult to watch: Replete with belching utterances from strange, free-range republican animals: these animals belong in a travelling carnival show.

Carnival animals, while usually being caged, kept far away from the rest of us, can suddenly be put on display for pay! Carnival handlers have chronicled for posterity, the history of this species type, and of course noticed constipation problem first-off!! Right out of the gate! Turns out, these animals badgered all good-peoples for centuries in their utter constipated-driven angst. Now constipated animal mysteriously becomes nearly extinct (flailing about like hooked fishes) in this first decade of the 21st cenutry? It is good to observe their various constipated behaviors. And this would be entitled:

Constipated America's Grotesque Phase Causes of constipation? A lack of physical activity can lead to constipation; although doctors do not know precisely why. Some doctors speculate, simply getting up OUT OF Lazy-Boy Rocker would be a good start. Although, no direct links between Lazy-Boy Rockers and constipation has yet been established. It IS widely believed in the medical community that after many, many exhaustive long drawn-out (unproductive?), studies , that IN FACT, yes, constipation is main contributing factor to the near-extinction of what is known as the republican animal. (about studies: "A disturbing new study finds that studies are disturbing." ~ Ellen DeGeneres)<<-- Studies need Ex-Lax.


Most Memorable Constipated Quotes. Translation? (make it go away!!)

1. "There are 2 lesbians that live there and they just put an Obama sign up." [concerned republican woman said that - yeah right. she's curious, yup, and needs a stool softener?]

2. "Abortion! Slaughter of innocent children!" [your wars slaughter children and stop up toilets]

3. "Can't fly the Confederate Flag no more. No more titty-bars, no more hunting: we're killing Bambi, you know." [uh-oh. another victim of lefties who like to regulate things. ]

4. [Some guy said this to Alexandra while filming this doc in 2008 (no, the doc was not filmed in the Dark Ages)]: "You're a woman - you shouldn't vote. I know I'm backwards." [oy, he knows it - is first step in recovery - does he know this? That he is upside down. Ex-Lax could help move him forwards?]


5. "No. Obama should NOT come to Oxford, Mississippi. No." [He's teasing you to come there, Obama - don't do it.]


6. "It's not his color [Obama]. I'm just not sure about his religion." [yeah, I love you, but . . .]


7. "We all HATE the same things." [including HOW to relax with the hate rhetoric]


8. "Get a job." [no. can't make me.]


9. "The country is in real trouble now. Obama speaks very eloquently. Just like Hitler. 666." [you are jealous of this eloquence and you just added that last part to cover up your Nazi-ness. Ya just can't leave it alone.]

10. "Chris Matthews said Obama gave him a tingle up his leg. That's sick." [sounds like you need to tingle to break the ice]


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MUST. BREAK. INTO. SONG. NOW.
MUST. BE. WEIRD. SONG. DEEPNESS. COMPLICATED. YEAH. DEPECHE MODE. GOOD. FOR. THAT. [why do all my words have periods/stops?] [you sound kinda constipated?] MUST. GET. CURE. FOR. THAT.

Words like violence, break the silence, come crashing in, into my little world; painful to me, pierce right through me. Can't you understand, oh my little girl?
All I ever wanted, all I ever needed, is here in my arms. Words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm. Vows are spoken, to be broken. Feelings are intense, words are trivial, pleasures remain, so does the pain. Words are meaningless, and forgettable.

All I ever wanted, all I ever needed, is here in my arms. Words are very unnecessary. They can only do harm.

Enjoy the silence ~ Depeche Mode

(more complicated lyrics from Depeche Mode needed)

Depeche Mode's Love Thieves

Oh the tears that you weep
For the poor tortured souls
Who fall at your feet
With their love begging bowls


All the clerks and the tailors
The sharks and the sailors
All good at their trades, but
They'll always be failures

Alms for the poor
For the wretched disciples
And the love that they swore
With their hearts on the Bible


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Beseeching the honor
To sit at your table
And feast on your holiness
As long as they're able

Love needs its martyrs
Needs its sacrifices
They live for your beauty
And pay for their vices

Love will be the death of
My lonely soul brothers
But their spirit shall live on in
The hearts of all lovers

You're holding court
With your lips and your smile
Your body's a halo
Their minds are on trial
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Sure as adam is eve
Sure as Jonah turned whaler
They're crooked love thieves
And you are their jailer

Love needs its martyrs
Needs its sacrifices
They live for your beauty
And pay for their vices

Love will be the death of
My lonely soul brothers

But their spirit shall live on in
The hearts of all others

Love Thieves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdebfAXUuVE
Fanny Be Tender With My Love (Robin giggles)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfdNpSs6lXE&feature=related
Not Ready To Make Nice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-lJu5ibAM8